Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

blompers

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

Blumprumpkin

When your fresh off the toilet and the asshole is still steamy, the garden hose is inserted. The rumpkin then comes into play as your ass will get a goated rimjob.

"Wow, I saw Bob Troyer at the car wash! Did she give you a Blumprumpkin? Yes ! She even used the car wash hose!"

by BOBBLEHEADTROYER February 4, 2022

Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.

Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.

by localpriest March 28, 2022

Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Bluper

Often confused with the word blupper this word I kinda like a o no and opps combined you messed up BAD

Aw I did such a bluper today :(

by human from mars August 4, 2022