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Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014
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You’ve got to be blowing my dad

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”
“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”
by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022
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blowing your own trumpet

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007
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blowing snow

When a man ejacualtes onto a table in a straight line, then the female snorts the jizz
after doing the florida sloth insertion she started blowin snow
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Nuke Blocking

Killing someone in Call of duty Modern Warfare 2 who is nuke boosting. This usually involves you losing the match in order to bring justice to the game. The most effective nuke boosting is done in free for all after said booster has gotten 5 kills or more.
Guy 1These two guys were hiding in the bushes in Skidrow killing each other and I threw a grenade and killed them both

Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game

Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson
by brute24deodarant January 18, 2010
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Blowing up

used to describe present state of extreme emotion, ie, anger, happiness, excitement, frusturation, joy, etc.
"I have no more weed! I''m blowing up!"

"This is such good food - i'm blowing up!"

"I can't wait until woodford, i'm blowing up!"

"How's jim since rachael dumped him?

he's blowing up"
by shaka12 July 8, 2009
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blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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