standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.

"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked

by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013

banter

can also be used as an adjective ie: banteriffic, bantabulous, fucking quality banter shit mate

Yah, last night was proper fucking banter

by bepps October 3, 2003

BANT

Generally a gay man's acronym which simply stands for Broke And No Trade. In other words a gay man with no money and a small penis.

After visiting a man's home and having a romp you realize that the person doesn't have a nice house and car, no visible signs of success/money and nothing impressive between the legs. Next time you see him with when you're with your friends you mention "I hung with him the other night and found out he was BANT, so stay away!"

by FTLTrade January 9, 2008

bantha fodder

bantha (the animals tusken raiders (sand people) ride in the star wars movies) SHIT

Luke and his power converters from the Toshi station are a nuttin but Bantha Fodder.

by Monkey Poo Eater August 12, 2003

Banta

A sucker of penis very old and wrinkly has a penis the size of a green bean a rapesed

Banta is very horny for wemen

by Lol bronco love coboys suck November 17, 2016

banter

To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.

"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"

by Kronenburg May 28, 2006

Banter Santa

Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter

That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa

by lewis stanmore December 4, 2014