bored

code name for horny used by chatters

Messaged person: Wassup?
Horny person: Nadda VERY bored...you?
Messaged person: Bored here too! *wink*
Horny person: *nice* wanna fuck?

by Jamesknapper September 27, 2005

bored

most commonly used word by evry in the world ever ever cos the whole world is boring

boring i tell u! boring!

by roflator February 25, 2005

Bjorn

Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.

perfect bjorn

by yes please bb February 14, 2014

I'm so fucking bored!

I did this because i'm so fucking bored!

E.g have a pc right in front of you fortnite is getting so fucking old can't download apex and shoutout I'M SO FUCKING BORED!

by TMOB2 June 15, 2019

Phish-show Bored

A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".

Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.

by dreadiehead426 November 24, 2011

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011