beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so what do you do
p. 2- i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan
p. 1- stay away from me.

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023

Bishop

the act of having multiple guys are at a sleepover, and they make an agreement that the first person to fall asleep gets a dick in their mouth

"bruva i fell asleep and they pulled a bishop on me"

by banayner February 19, 2019

BISHOP

BITCH SHUT UP.

I'm not even trying to hear you "bishop".

by [e-mail] January 11, 2023

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums

i’m kinda scared i’m bishop

by bishop slayer July 24, 2023

Darbert Bishop

Darbert will say Free Bishop everyday in math

Darbert has a crush on Bishop

The word being defined is Darbert Bishop
As Darbert really misses Mr Bishop. It’s that darbert has a crush on mr bishop.
FREEBISHOP
He has never come back
He quit because of darbert

by Ballsacks 2 July 2, 2023