An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
by madmax_fargo February 04, 2010
An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 20, 2014
When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.
Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.
by BonzoMan April 05, 2020
A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
by Lolals December 30, 2013
Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.
Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.
by Trapped_In_Time May 29, 2013
After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
by Auggie4ia August 25, 2017
by kozmotini December 14, 2017