m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

by rando September 30, 2005

banging nappa

UK Geordie slang phrase for a Head Ache, migraine, hurting head

I've a banging nappa

by Geordie G March 15, 2012

Master of Baiting

The one meme that hasn't been cashed in yet, unlike bitcoin.

Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.

Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.

"Don't worry, my friend is a bait master. When he fishes, he pulls out his master rod to bait all the master fish. Once they get baited, the master of fishing, A.K.A my friend bait master, with reel in these mastered fishes that were completely baited. Now where are we?"

"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"

by xXTrollingPvPXx February 4, 2018

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

Double Banking

When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.

This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.

Look how slowly Steve's drinking, another round and he'll be double banking.

by hex_ten January 13, 2009

Window Bating

When seeing an attractive person outside your window, you then proceed to pull down your pants and masturbate to that individual.

I was caught window bating when my mom saw me when she was talking to her hot friend.

by I am a Vegas accident March 27, 2011

Bear Baiting

Taunting someone on the Internet until they react, then using that reaction against them.

Conversation between someone bear baiting and their victim (the bear)

Bear baiter: You smell of poo
You smell of poo
You smell of poo

Target: P**s off!

Bear baiter: You swear at people

by MountainGoatess February 26, 2015