backney

pinples, zits, black heads, on your back

mom can i get some proactive ?
why?
i have backney

by leatard dancing princesiss March 4, 2011

backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

backlist

a list of things that remain to be done; a list of pending things.

I have a huge backlist of homework.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2012

Charles Barkley

a person who is a cock block or denies a friend from hooking up with a girl. The term Charles Barkley comes from the fact that the NBA player is huge and blocks almost anything in his way. Also he was ignorant and did respect people on the court.

My friend denied me from getting with a girl, he was being a Charles Barkley.

by Gary Scott May 1, 2006

Barkley

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

by flavola November 8, 2010

backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

backwell

an incredibly disgusting breed of human. usually defined by promiscuity with rat shit. generally good posture and stable knees

oh backwell, you sly dog

by the boy with the toy duck March 23, 2009