A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:

Belgg Axe-Killer

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male

Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Blegg Axe-Killer (Adj): "I saw Blegg Axe Killer in my shed yesterday. He was killing all my axes"
by Blegg Axe-Killer October 20, 2017
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The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.
My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.
by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021
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a person on blickord,
"hey look at that P U F F"
'ax puff is h0m0"
by rakkujauckku January 21, 2021
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"YO. IM AN AXE OF FAX, YO, THE NAME IS WAYNE, MesS WITH MY BUTT, YOU FEEL THE PAIN.
by Jax Fax Of Genshin Impact March 16, 2021
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When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
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