A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
Get the Awful Valley, CAmug. by Kriz n Mike January 3, 2010
Get the AW-EY-AWmug. 
Get the god awful loversmug. by Ionaismean April 8, 2019
Get the Aw ya cowmug. *A*ffluent *W*hite *F*eminista *Ü*ber *L*efty An insufferably clueless, ideologically certified X-Chromosomal Unit who's comically myopic opinions are selected solely from the Despicable Lefty World View Cafeteria, ergo, have no standing in a fact-based Universe.
Definition by Cornelius Gotchberg
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by Cornelius Gotchberg December 20, 2024
Get the AWFULmug. The coolest person you know. Most likely the living incarnation of the mighty god of awesomeness. Often this person will have an optimistic perspective on life and be constantly flocked by the worshippers that the Awe has used his/her mind powers to befriend.
Look, there is the Awe......I have a sudden compulsion to go up to them and hope some of their awesomeness rubs off on me.
by Banaki October 15, 2015
Get the The Awemug.