Attentioning

The act of given one attention

Bayla was not attentioning tamar

by Beyounotme October 3, 2021

Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.

Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025

attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.

The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.

by metawave August 21, 2020

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

attention whore

this ugly girl in my class called patricia

Patricia if you're reading this

eat a pussy

last week Patricia was an attention whore hold on that's every week

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Throwing Attention

When you want attention sooo bad you start throwing a hissy (usually seen amongst children but some rare adults are known to throw attention when they don't get their way)

Man, my kid was up in arms yesterday throwing attention like it was everybody's business; I had to get up and get him to settle down.

Man, this dude at work was throwing attention cause I wouldn't accept an expired gift card like dafuq?!

by Poonani Galosh December 21, 2022

Attention Whore

Someone who is desperate for attention and is fake, looking for people to love her/him.

Yuka Wu is an attention whore.

by Minehodgid September 24, 2018