1% Asphalt Team

a team from asphalt 9: legends that are one of the best ever for their platform. they show exceptional performance with insane times in specific events, and always dominate in multiplayer. they are pending on their custom banner to their team.

1% Asphalt Team performs outstanding in the game Asphalt 9: Legends.

by booty licking bandits August 12, 2020

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

Aspiring Actress

A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.

I'm an aspiring actress. No, I haven't gotten any work yet, but I've sent out my new headshots!

by FlowersBlackwing January 30, 2009

cultural aspergers

when a someone of a particular culture only hangs out with other people of the same culture

dude, i tried to talk to that chinese chick over there, but she wouldn't say much. maybe she's got cultural aspergers.

by kafkabro December 5, 2012

auto necrotic asphyxiation

This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.

Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!

by grovemeister March 13, 2011

Auto Erotica Asphyxiation

Depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an orgasm obtained via autobating. Oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). Procedure can be fatal (see: The Journal of Necktie and Radiator Fan Pleasure).

Sure the sound of my Honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my orgasms to the next level. Can I interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?

It wasn’t until I found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new BMW with a Road & Track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that I realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.

by Nicholas Sarcasmy August 22, 2010

Aspen Loeffler

An amazing, beautiful person who deserves no hate. She is not a attention seeking whore. Why dont we "fans " who hate her are horrible and dont know anything so stop hating on her cause she deserves the world.

person 1: wow who's that?

Person 2 : that Aspen loeffler and shes amazing!

by Lolonikki October 18, 2018