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Cock artist 

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.
Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
Cock artist by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016
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Slack artist 

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.
Slack artist by SCOOTS4LIFE September 14, 2016

Sag Artist 

A person who sags his or her pants on purpose.
That guy is such a sag artist!
Sag Artist by ChickenToaster June 16, 2016

cake artist

A person who flirts constantly
cake artist by 6792927 November 21, 2016

chuck artist 

Someone who talks about things they're gonna do a lot, but never does shit.
"I thought you were getting those sneakers for me bro, you a chuck artist."
chuck artist by GrimeyNigga1 November 29, 2016

Graf artist

An abbreviation for 'grafitti artist' – someone who creates pieces of art using (solely) grafitti, often in an urban setting.
Some see grafitti as vandalism. Others, such as graf artists, see it as a source of expression.
Graf artist by Noumenalism July 5, 2017

Brooklyn Artist 

"Artist" said with a brooklyn accent could translate to "autist"
Guy 1: Dude, stop being such a brooklyn artist.
Guy 2: The hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You're acting like an autist