licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

asshole

An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.

Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.

by vicfan March 24, 2004

Asshole

asshole is a person who should have never been given a license to drive.

I'm going to pull pull up next to this guy in front of me cause I have never seen an asshole drive a car before.

by misteress pimp x October 14, 2003

Asshole Pleasures

Pleasures directly related to stimulation of the asshole/asshole region

Yeah Cindy knows all about Asshole Pleasures, that dumb bitch

by AbeForman February 23, 2009

asshole tagging

to tag yourself in a picture where only about 3 percent of your body is showing (i.e. hand, foot, elbow) purely for the benefit of having a high numerical value in tagged pictures on your profile page.

Person 1: Mauricio tagged himself in almost every picture in my Electronic Music Festival album
Person 2: Yea so?
Person 1:He pretty much only had half his face in the background in some of those photos and tagged his appendages in the rest of the pictures. He went on an asshole tagging spree.

by chamaquita April 16, 2011

asshole cement

A name for usually fatty foods that produce tar-like feces which requires excessive amonts of toiletpaper to clean and/or a shower afterwards to feel normal again.

Peabody: "Hey Gus I just got some cheese curds from the store would you like to try some?'
Gus: "Peabody you must be bat shit crazy, everyone knows that cheese curds are asshole cement"

by Qochata April 15, 2014

undercover asshole

someone who initially wins you over but behind closed doors they're completely different

Joel is an undercover asshole. He just moved in with Jessica so that he could get under HER covers anytime he wants.

by roadrice May 21, 2007