alberta road block

Used mostly in Canada (cause no one else knows where the hell Alberta is), it refers to two cars driving side by side on a 4 lane highway or road. This is usually done by pricks who dont understand the concept of the left lane being the FAST LANE (or passing lane in the states). Eventually the person in the left lane smartens up and leaves. Also known as a cock block.

Man, Im sorry Im late but I was stuck doing 90 clicks on the highway behind an Alberta road block.

by Clark H September 17, 2005

Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 17, 2007

amber pacific

An awesome pop-punk/emo band who will most likely become famous by MTV. Then all the little preppies will claim that they knew about them before you and that they "hEaRt AmBeR pAcIfIc WiT a MaD, oVeRfLoWiNg PaSsIoN" (just as they do with the fall out boys!)

I love Amber Pacific.

by letsHATE May 12, 2006

Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

AmberHearding / AmberTurd

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding

AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."

by BenJayToken August 25, 2019

albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Albert Collins

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

by The guitarist July 5, 2007