Alan

Fine ass foo from Los Ángeles with a lined ass beard, wears fresh ass 501s heard he likes a morenita from the 626

Alan is a handsome fine ass foo

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3

Person 1. Who's that?

Person 2. That's my friend Alan

Person 1. I want an Alan

by MelloWhiteFello November 22, 2021

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super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria

jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.

by aloonamoon October 16, 2019

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The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

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Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.

Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!

Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !

by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020

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