afterbirth

A dry, medium-sized fart that is expelled minutes after taking a shit.

Having finished his bowel movement, Sebastian rejoined the party. Minutes later, he let out a smelly, good sounding fart. He told everyone, "It's just some afterbirth."

by The Stain December 15, 2008

After Twitch

An involuntary or uncontrollable spasm and or movement of the penis immediately following an intense ejaculatory session.

I attained after twitch after getting head from my girlfriend.

by DJ T-Skullz January 20, 2011

Burn After Reading

This is usually added at the end of an e-mail.
Mostly used in confidential mails and letters.
Critical information and other government agencies use this at the end of e-mails or letters.

EXAMPLE

(content xxx
xxxxx content)

-regards
xx

Please B.A.R (Burn After Reading)

by AL~agu February 25, 2011

Gay after dark

When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.

Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?

Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!

by Haarryyo May 31, 2015

the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.

Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

by bobston January 19, 2005

morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008