Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

Acroucrou

A sound generally produce by horny adult males. Think of a velociraptor or a crow.

-Look that pretty girl ass!

-"Acroucrou Acroucrou".

by micnossub July 23, 2017

acousism

Someone who has extreme autism, usually a friend

nibba you have acousism

by Acousism October 19, 2017

Acoustical sex

The act of performing penile penetration in one's ear.

Hey, Helen! Would you like to engage in acoustical sex?

by Mooseypoo January 5, 2018

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

Acoustic Heel

The bottom part of one heel that fell off, causing a loud clanking noise, that slightly resembles an instrument in a percussion band.

“Oh no! My heel broke on only one shoe. Now I have this loud acoustic heel”

by Deesz_Nuttsz November 11, 2018

Acoustic Dark Energy

A framework introduced in 2019 to explain observations about the universe and the dark energy believed to be contained within. Characterised by a somewhat complex equation of state.

"Hey Varun, did you hear about this new acoustic dark energy framework?!"

by dazz - "the whitest of whites" August 27, 2019