drummer/ vocalist for the Christian post-hardcore band Underoath. He is the only original member still with the band. He also has a side-project named The Almost. He plays with Meinl cymbals, Pro-mark drumsticks, and Truth custom drums. He has red hair. Aaron won musician of the month in AP magazine. He was raised in a poor family and could not afford cymbals for his first drumset as a child. Instead, his father fashioned cymbals out of some sheet metal. His father put in sprinkler systems for a living, so he traded the job for the drum kit to a doctor.
by llamainthepasture August 14, 2006
One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
by Nick Den September 02, 2008
Actor on Broadway; best known for his portrayals of Fieryo Tiggular in Wicked and Link Larkin in Hairspray. Originated Gabe Goodman in Next to Normal. Where he took his shirt off. Hot damn.
A beautiful emblem of perfection from Jesus.
A beautiful emblem of perfection from Jesus.
by laxdeda August 16, 2010
According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.
Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.
by 2 time champion of virgin September 02, 2020
Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.
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