by lardy91 February 4, 2015

by Crazylady October 18, 2017

by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
by TheChens December 12, 2019

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

by skidibi rizzler March 3, 2025
