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Sad Pad

A home, apartment, condo, or other living quarters that is inhabited by one or more occupants without relationships. In some instances, a cat is included.
Person 1: hey, do you want to go to Bo's house?
Person 2: nah, it's just him and his cat.
Person 1: yeah it's a regular sad pad.
by Thesadpad March 10, 2017
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Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.
You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.
by Kap21 June 4, 2018
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Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 6, 2023
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snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters
"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"
by TedSheckler June 21, 2016
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jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.
Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.
by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018
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porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 25, 2011
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launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020
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