by Lemon3139 December 20, 2018
Get the Chug Jugmug. A good pounding from your lover. OverDue for sexual penetration. A real good quickie.
Pronounced joog
Pronounced joog
by NikkiCaked June 1, 2023
Get the good jugmug. “Jug” is one of the many traditional, british terms for a pint, or a series thereof.
See also: Jars (n)
In centuries past, beer was served in earthenware jars, some of which had a handle on the side (See: Toby jug). Over the years, these earthenware jugs were replaced by metal and latterly, glass jugs, which gave rise to the euphemism we know, and love today.
Often heard in conjuction with “pop out for,” “I’m just going for a jug” is usually understood to mean that the person intends to drink as many pints as possible in a worryingly short space of time. This is so that he can give the impression, on returning home, that he is anything but the beer-soaked bar fiend he is and avoid angering “the management”.
The reasoning behind this “concentrated sesh” is because science has shown that women expect men to drink perhaps two pints an hour, not the fifteen pints that their husbands are desperately chugging in The Dog and Duck to render themselves anaesthetised to the horrors of domestic life. The studies have also shown a direct correlation between the amount of time spent away and the level of suspicion. Once the level of suspicion exceeds about 50%, the probability of World War III occuring rapidly increases to 1.
See also: Jars (n)
In centuries past, beer was served in earthenware jars, some of which had a handle on the side (See: Toby jug). Over the years, these earthenware jugs were replaced by metal and latterly, glass jugs, which gave rise to the euphemism we know, and love today.
Often heard in conjuction with “pop out for,” “I’m just going for a jug” is usually understood to mean that the person intends to drink as many pints as possible in a worryingly short space of time. This is so that he can give the impression, on returning home, that he is anything but the beer-soaked bar fiend he is and avoid angering “the management”.
The reasoning behind this “concentrated sesh” is because science has shown that women expect men to drink perhaps two pints an hour, not the fifteen pints that their husbands are desperately chugging in The Dog and Duck to render themselves anaesthetised to the horrors of domestic life. The studies have also shown a direct correlation between the amount of time spent away and the level of suspicion. Once the level of suspicion exceeds about 50%, the probability of World War III occuring rapidly increases to 1.
“The boys and I have decided to pop out for a few jugs, back in an hour!”
“Sorry kids, your father’s gone for a jug with the boys; he won’t be back for another hour but I’m sure that he will be delighted to read to you as soon as he comes in..” (Not bloody likely!)
“Sorry kids, your father’s gone for a jug with the boys; he won’t be back for another hour but I’m sure that he will be delighted to read to you as soon as he comes in..” (Not bloody likely!)
by WileyCoyotus February 23, 2018
Get the Jugmug. When you take an empty coffee cream container and cream into it and either let someone else use it or use it as a replacement for coffee creamer (current tense: jizz jugging)
John: Dude, Marcus jizz jugs way too much!
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
Bill: Yeah, I think we need to get him an intervention.
Aaron: I love jizz jugging in my spare time.
Elena: Same.
by jizzjuggernumber1 June 29, 2024
Get the jizz jugmug. When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
Get the Slutty Vampire Chug Jugmug. When a male takes a large drink of vodka/absinthe and the has another male place their testicles in his mouth and proceeds to gargle the alcohol whilst thrashing his tongue around his mouth erratically.
Aww mate, I got so wrecked last night I ended up giving Eddie a crackadeemus blabber jug! He shot all over my legs.
by MCTitmilkdanglerod March 24, 2021
Get the Crackadeemus blabber jugmug. Hitting licks with slime
by Jay T. Whopper November 17, 2024
Get the Juggingmug.