Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

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Only hot people are or they were obsessed with Harry Potter.

Kid1:What's your favorite book/movie series?
Kid2: Harry Potter
Kid1: you... Are... HOT ASF

by Potterhead_T November 22, 2021

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A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.

Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!

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the most gay book released

Lucy - " hey Lottie! What are you reading ? "
Lottie - " harry potter "
Lucy - " ew thats gay "

by sillygreygoose December 9, 2019

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The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

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