Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

Covid Mosh

10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.

Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020

Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.

John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.

by Jehebebe March 20, 2020

butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.

"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"

by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020