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Man count tittyula grabbed my girls tittyes yesterday.
by weeb man 69 March 23, 2021
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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.
Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.
Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
by Voldypoo February 11, 2010
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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
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Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
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Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.
Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024
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