jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

jan aber

that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.

"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"

by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018

Jan

Jan is a fatass, out of breath ass, dating muscle man headass nigga. Thus meaning stay away from this nigga man for your own safety

Jan sucks nigga penis

by Elon Musk223 February 20, 2019

Nasir khan jan

A person who wants to ride, eide very BIG stuff

"Nasir khan jan pls ride my lund"

by biglund February 22, 2019

Jan

Jan is a person who is very annoying. Is addicted to Fortnite , thinks he has the n word pass and hangs out with Ryder. And he thinks he’s cool because he plays Fortnite and is also bad at Fortnite.

That guy Jan is so annoying to be around

by Unknown gamer Fortnite is dead February 27, 2019