Carson

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).

Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.

Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.

by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023

emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.

ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??

by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023

Carson

Carson is the type of guy to love you and make you feel like you're worth something. He's a great person, but can be rude sometimes. He will love you forever and he's the best kind of friend ever.

That guy is so cute! He must be a carson

by dayyvide February 5, 2023

Carson

Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.

I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!

by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023

Carson

Very sexy and cute. Really good guy. Will never leave you. Is very loyal and very protective. Loves the fall. If you have a Carson in your life don't lose him.

I'm so jelly. That girl has a Carson.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2023

Carson

conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.

"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!

by catrabies October 27, 2023

carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023