Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010
Get the Zombie Liesmug. The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
Get the Zombie Velociraptormug. A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007
Get the Flying Zombiemug. Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.
Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.
Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
Get the Zombie-Cratmug. When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016
Get the Pokemon Zombiemug. When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.
Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.
Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
by nando92 July 27, 2010
Get the infomercial zombiemug. A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
Get the Bargain Zombiemug.