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zombie-eat 

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
zombie-eat by waffle-iron May 5, 2011

zombielust

The description of wanting to know intellectual people better after a weekend bonding retreat.
Man, I've just returned from Notacon and I have a wicked case of zombielust.
zombielust by JayEmbee May 10, 2011

Zombie snob 

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.
Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
Zombie snob by sickness June 27, 2012

zombieosis 

sleepy unawareness of politics and religion
My clueless, hedonist friend suffers from zombieosis but is now waking up to events in the world
zombieosis by Elway7779 October 15, 2013

Zombie Post 

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
Zombie Post by txba397 May 25, 2018

Zombie-Crat 

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
Zombie-Crat by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020