by Lftddonkey July 27, 2024
When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife
Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
by The Hoz April 30, 2018
If you see this guy he is not likely eating a donut. He at least Weighs 239 pounds. He also likes to monitor the mall make sure everything is in shape, no funny business. And he smells like he hasn’t washed in 6 years.
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