There gonna take me to the woodshed

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget

There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

by Dale L. May 11, 2016

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

Woolsey

To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.

I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.

by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009

woonsocket

a lazy person; a party pooper.

Look at that kid in the corner. What a woonsocket!

by j u l i a August 3, 2008

muskoka woods

Most executive "summer camp" ever.

it cost me $50,000 to send my kid to Muskoka Woods this summer

by exec May 9, 2005

Whoopsie

A flaccid penile ejaculation, inducing a violent recoil.

John had an embarrassing whoopsie during a routine physical with Dr. West, resulting in a big soft white mess.

by ImMoney9 August 20, 2010

Woodside

To be cockblocked or cuckolded in a tremendous (and/or tragically hilarious) fashion. Originates from a Fark.com thread, in which a man describes his friend (whose last name is Woodside) moving in on a girl that he liked, not once, but twice in the space of 10 years (the second time resulting in an engagement).

Jack was getting married (they were both saving themselves for the wedding night), and he invited his college buddy Scott to the wedding. Scott met Jack's bride-to-be for the first time at the rehearsal dinner, and just two hours later, he Woodsided Jack with the fiance in the coat closet of the reception hall.

by PDXBishop January 11, 2009