Sky Wizard

A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.

Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!

Me: Actually, that was the doctor...

Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!

Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.

Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!

Me: And that's why no one believes in him.

by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 14, 2010

Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.

A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.

by firedragon6 March 5, 2009

Totally Wizard

A word meaning 'cool', a old word that was probably used in the 1950's.

'Hey, check out my new shoes!'
'Aah, man, they're totally wizard!'

by yeah im a coolkid January 12, 2012

Sex wizard

A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow

Nathan called Michelle a sex wizard , supposedly he’s really good.
He is a sex wizard.

by lover10245 June 26, 2018

Curling Fairy Wizard

A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.

Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.

by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011

Technical Wizard

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.

Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!

by Ruikku January 11, 2012

You're a wizard harry

you're a wizard harry

im a what

you're a fucking wizard!!!!!!!!!

you're a wizard harry you bitch

by jamesht2001 October 20, 2014