Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 20, 2014

Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

whatever

neither good nor bad

dude: how was your day?
dude 2: it was whatever, hby?

by ripzoe February 2, 2021

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024