Glukie Weiner

A weiner covered in or fully consumed by gluke.

"SUCK MY GLUKIE WEINER!" said Brad to Matt.

by Curtis Matt and Brad March 17, 2008

Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.

Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010

Fair Weiner Fan

A Male or Female that is a fan of a sports team , but once they start fucking someone new , they become a fan of whatever team that new person is a fan of .

Karen used to be a cowboys fan for twenty years but now that’s she banging Dave , she’s a eagles fan , what a fucking “Fair weiner fan”

by Richard Gazinia June 18, 2020

National Weiner day

You can eat weiners for a whole day once in a year:D

Boy: "hey its national Weiner day, Lets go out for a weiner."
Friend: "ok, lets go"

by weiner42069 January 24, 2023

Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)

a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004