The Weather

The reason why Michael moved to Los Santos

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather"

by 62_Cents July 25, 2021

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

exam weather

That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.

"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...

by Slackerdawg May 29, 2023

How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.

cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

by Dingus Hunter January 16, 2019