by 62_Cents July 25, 2021

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.
by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.
Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.
by Altreus September 11, 2010

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 21, 2024

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.
"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
by Slackerdawg May 29, 2023

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
by Dingus Hunter January 16, 2019
