When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.
by epiwonk May 17, 2022

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)
by Aniki May 4, 2018

That one fucking girl in the scream movies that Courtney cox played and made out with her now divorced fucking husband
Gale weathers is a motherfucker
by Xgkxkgbbxxfizklh November 4, 2021

Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao
by knuckles0 January 26, 2021

by Cypress February 11, 2018

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!
Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
