minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013

War Carriage

Getting completely dominated, can be relevant in any circumstance but substantially present in the video game realm.

Yo, I can't capture objective B. These guys got a straight up war carriage.

Chris keeps getting flattened by the war carriage, kick him.

by iiRecycle October 20, 2016

Whore war

An event in which two girls flirt over a distance and get closer and closer until they are face to face.

Me and Frankie had a whore war the other day... it wasnt a whore war for long though...

by DocM December 4, 2010

Chat War

when twitch chat argue about which land of mass they spawned on OMEGALUL retards

Retard 1: EU LOST TO RATS OMEGALUL
Retard 2: NA LOST TO FOOD OMEGALUL
Normal chatter: Chat War WeirdChamp

by xqcL August 4, 2019

waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

by djday_59 November 8, 2007