worthless troll

A male with rotted teeth that uses others tragic events to pick up their ex-wife or widow because he has absolutely zero game to pick up women. Can't afford to buy replace his teeth or a toothbrush to maintain oral hygiene. Generally a useless dipshit with no pride or morals. See also fool or Peter leech.

Have you met Caleb he's such a worthless troll. He's a girlfriend leech and a piece of shit.

by Dipshit 468 February 9, 2022

Jacket Worthy

Used to describe whenever it is or its not cold enough to use a jacket outside.

Guy1-'Hey arent you gonna put on your jacket?'
Guy2-'Naw its not very jacket worthy.'

by 1g1r1e1g1 April 20, 2009

ShamWow-worthy

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"

by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.

Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy

by j_ball13 November 25, 2011

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

starfish-worthy

Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."

Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.

by Feisty M January 27, 2015

replay worthy

When a snapchat (video or picture) is so great that any person who received the snapchat would want to replay it making it. Which makes it replay worthy.

John's snapchat of him doing a backflip is totally replay worthy, but I'm out of replays:(

by jutn July 19, 2015