A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.
John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude
by Dherky December 29, 2021
Get the Wiener crackmug. When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023
Get the Fellsmere Wiener Swapmug. A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
Get the wiener blindmug. by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
Get the Half Baked Wienermug. by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024
Get the Wiener-snip-zelmug. 
Get the you burnt my wienermug. A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.
“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”
by Person that invented spinty. July 22, 2025
Get the Wiener-splienermug.