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clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.
Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016
mugGet the clever wienermug.

bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places
by Mason is queer May 10, 2018
mugGet the bloody wienermug.

wiener

i saw my wiener the other day, and it was short as fuck
by deeznuts6946 December 6, 2021
mugGet the wienermug.

wicked wieners

the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.
hey have you guys seen what wendy posted?
about the wicked wieners?
yes! they are so crazy
by jayjlx January 30, 2020
mugGet the wicked wienersmug.

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
mugGet the Two-Way Wienermug.

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.
by Satan Trump June 5, 2018
mugGet the Hang Gliding Wienermug.

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