The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

by Juicydicklover101 May 7, 2018

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018

by deeznuts6946 December 6, 2021

the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.
by jayjlx January 30, 2020

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
by Satan Trump June 5, 2018
