Wang Wax

when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon

His junk was so nasty it hung from his taint like a bowling ball of wang wax

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Duck Wax

The sweaty slime that builds up around a males nut sack.

Brad: I need to take a shower man, I have major duck wax.
Girlfriend: OHHH SICK!
Brad: *giggles*

by Cannabeth November 13, 2011

Cracklin' Snatch Wax

Hot wax for ya snatch.

She put the cracklin' snatch wax on my box, and tore out all my hair!

by cracklepants December 9, 2008

lime green ear wax

Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.

Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.

-Causes-
Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.

-Symptoms-
Difficulty urinating

Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax

Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment

Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"

by Marshall Rodriguez, M.D. June 19, 2014

grill wax

Paste for the grill. Often used for brushing the teeth but also useful in hiding nail holes in plaster.

Hey Ma, pick me up a forty and grill wax from the bodega.

by Thomas Ricker June 6, 2005

Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009

freedom wax

A hairstyle of a woman's vaginal area: clean shaven down the middle, hairy on the sides.

When I went down on my woman, I made sure I was on point down her freedom wax trail.

by The Bu November 23, 2010