Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022

Volatile ou

A foul person and dirty ou

Usually a sewer rat.

U a volatile ou

by Sea darkie July 5, 2022

vodka raspberry

When Sara and Chris dress up as Spider-Man and Spider-Lady and bang

In her last attempts to keep chris interested sarah offers chris a vodka raspberry

by Wayne King 1 October 30, 2022

Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.

Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!

by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009

Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

to pull a volari

When a graphics cards company hypes its new product excessively, creating hopes that it will be really good, and in the and the card is just plain crap, although it has two graphics chips and a driver from which nvidia could learn cheating.

"I'm looking forward to this card and just hoping it ain't gonna pull a Volari on us or nothing."

by cyberwal83 February 16, 2004