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Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.
When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.
by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010
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vengeance fuck

"if at first you don't succeed, try and fuck her friends?. sleeping with a persons friends for vengeance as so to make it even. often allows you to add 2 to their friends 1-10 scale so if you were a 7 you could fuck a 5 for vengeance

spice girls quote if you wanna be my lover gotta get with my friends...challenge accepted

coined by JAK
laura turned me down so i vengeance fucked 6 of her friends...so far
i mentioned i'm a cunt right?
by jakamo hughs March 1, 2012
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e-Venturist

An individual or group combining the processes of marketing, learning and business on-line for either internet or intranet use.
www.gingermegs.com is an excellent example of an e-Venturist.
by Ian S. King December 15, 2003
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Rusty Venture

When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 24, 2010
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Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.
Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010
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Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.
I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.
by hammmmmm November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.
I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.
by kingofterror November 25, 2010
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