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Vegetarian Day 

Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.
Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.
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Vegeterian Vampire 

Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.
Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.

Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.

Vagitarian 

a man/woman who is so sex obsessed that they do not eat or sleep, they are a vagitarian.
dude you wanna grab a pizza ?

nahh these days I'm a vagitarian. laters
Vagitarian by rozzflower September 26, 2011

birth vegetarian 

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish
Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end
birth vegetarian by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013

vegemarian 

1. one who believes in or practices the theory of a vegemarian diet.
2. a vegetarian diet that includes seafood
John is a vegemarian.
vegemarian by The Daryl Moore January 13, 2009

vegetarian hot plate 

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.
last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

vegetarian sausage 

A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".

Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!

If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).