Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Triggered

Adj.

Adjective that you can use to describe your political opponents when they say literally anything.

James - I think what my congressman did was unethical. He shouldn't have called this 5 year old kid the T word.

Gregory - Oh come on now James, aren't you just TRIGGERED?

by James_godhandle February 4, 2020

Trident

anything good, bad, weird, sad, funny, etc.

You just pulled a major trident!

by pinkpanther719 November 26, 2020

trigger

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3

me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*

by FlamingLips September 16, 2008

trigender based genderfluid

Trigender based genderfluid is where you feel 3 genders at once, and they can fluctuate like genderfluid people. People who identify as this usually go by non-binary because it is really hard to correct people of your pronouns every time. They feel either all 3 of the genders at once, or 2 of the genders at once, or 1 gender at once, and it changes. Very fluid.

I'm trigender based genderfluid!

BRUH they're trigender based genderfluid! Get it right!

by Pitohui April 17, 2019

trident burning

where a trident is burned in a church in front of a church or preachers house ect. the trident symbolises satanism ect.

They had a trident burning at that church down the street.

by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009

trident

The most amazing weapon in the world, known most famously for its use in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgendy, in which the retarded weatherman killed someone in a street brawl with this glorious weapon.

Brick: "There were horses and I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident"

"What's better than killing a baby?"
"Killing a baby with a trident!"

by T Unit October 10, 2005