tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan

A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs

Tristan is an aweful person

by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020

Tristan

Super cool

Tristan is a really cool guy. He fucked all the mothers in town.

by Realonionpeeling.onion May 7, 2022

Tristan

An absolute chad with a massive cock

Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'

by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

Tristan

Tristan is the best person you will meet, he is caring and lovely.

Cute and will make you always smile.

We love Tristan here.

Omg i love Tristan / i feel like he is kind of a Tristan

by Booo01 May 31, 2021