Zero Sum Total

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.

A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.

by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023

Totally gummed out

When someone has eaten so many edible cannabis gummy candies that they're very, very stoned and acting very, crazy.

" Katie can't seem to stop giggling, laughing, making weird jokes and crazy comments....she is totally gummed out!"

by ABMS August 20, 2019

Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.

"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020

total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018

total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013