Tobias

Usually the guy at the party that sticks his dick in his own asshole.

“Man did you see Tobias?”

“Yeah he was doing his thing in the bathroom”

by Gijsomundo September 11, 2019

Tobias

A guy who is kinda annoying! But you care for him anyways ! Good at gitar or whatever, but has a tired voice

Your a Tobias

by Hangerstick May 30, 2019

Toobed

The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.

"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."

by DrewEid008 October 4, 2008

Tobias

toe-bi-ass ; a toe that is bi and has an ass. He usually has a bowl cut but does not admit it. You will usually only see this majestic animal with basketball shorts on.

Jacob:Tobias what did you do with your hair?
Tobias:I got a hair cut
Jacob:That's a bowl cut
Tobias:STOP CALLING IT A BOWL CUT

by ChungusMode February 16, 2019

tobija

a bitch ass nigga-looking motherfucker and overall a total failure

fuck that tobija

by snmbvhjsdv sdfkj May 7, 2021

toobin

Unusually high ambient air temperature combined with high humidity.

I want to cut the grass today , but its just too toobin to even move.

Lets take your car to the store . Mine's been sittin out in the super toobin hot sun all day.

by Choppere April 26, 2011

Tooba

Tooba she usually always smells like cheese. Though a lot of people are afraid to tell her that. She beats up everyone that talks to her or talks about her. However, when she farts it can probably start a nuclear explosion. When you come close to Tooba she is most likely to tell you to call her daddy. She has many sugar daddies she often buys them from eBay.Least of all Tooba is aways babe.

Look at tooba and all her sugar daddies

by skhccik November 10, 2020