Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

worse than hitler

anybody who disagrees with my political views

Person 1: "I'm voting for candidate
Me: "You're worse than Hitler!!"

by youwillownnothingandbehappy February 1, 2023

Thanatoid Jones

Meaty Progressive Rock spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.

www.baybeatsounds.com/T-Jo/Thanatoid_Jones.htm

by Mo December 4, 2004

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee

bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 30, 2007

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004

the pen is mightier than the sword

When it comes to governance of human beings, our thoughts, our thinking outweigh violence.

"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)

by TeresaKW August 29, 2005