walrus

Walrus is a crazy driver, funny dad, and loves pop. Changes his ringtone all of the time. If you have a "Walrus" in your life you are lucky. If you marry him he will love you and you will go through a lot of bad/good stuff. You will have 2-3 kids and a lot of fun.

Hey Walrus can we go to your house

by METALLICA (this aint them) March 31, 2019

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

Walrus

A person who engages in the act of walrusing

A douchebag

"You are such a fucking walrus, go sharpen your tusks!"

by Rab1dSmurf May 5, 2010

Cape Walrus

Derrogatory word to a black person.

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.

by Kornelius October 19, 2008

Walrus Hunting

When you and you friends go out looking for BBW to take home for sex.

Me and my friends are going walrus Hunting tonight.

by Dqdude August 23, 2022

Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.

I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by Sickplumb September 18, 2019