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hippy milkshake

Taking a frozen pint glass and blowing a shot gun from a joint inside then turning it up and drinking the smoke
She may smell like patchoulli, but damn those hippy milkshakes were good
by insanitybuilding August 16, 2010
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Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014
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eggnog milkshake

A holiday sex act where the male ejaculates on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. Still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and breasts in an eggnog bukkake.
She cleaned up before I took the pic so I gave her an eggnog milkshake.
by SandyClaws December 12, 2013
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daddy milkshake

A daddy milkshake is when you are fucking a girl in her ass and you cum inside. Then, you plug up her butt cheeks and instruct her to jump up and down. Afterwards, you drink your very own Daddy Milkshake. ;)
I can't believe he ( probably someone named Jordan) Daddy Milkshake'd her!
by WrinklyDaggerDick August 15, 2017
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Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.
I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.
by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
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salty milkshake

Oh my god, Donna is having a salty milkshake at McDonalds
by Jfgbofs April 22, 2017
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chili milkshake

When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.
Don't be like Jorge and give a girl a chili milkshake!
by Sowowdoge July 25, 2016
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