timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.

Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.

by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010

Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm

ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet

by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009

Two-Timer Bowl

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.

by Keisman18 November 11, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

by Flippy55 June 28, 2010

Tiberius

From the 2009 Star Trek, Tiberius is synonymous with "awful".
The original phrase it came from: Tiberius? That's the worst!

I can't go to the KISS concert because I have a test the next day. It's so Tiberius!

by Trekker102 November 1, 2009

justin timberlake

a very very very big stupid faggot that every1 hates so much

i hate that stupid justin timberlake fag

by some ugly white cracker June 4, 2005