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DJ whats his name... That kid who always steal the mouse balls from the school computers, but then is so stupid at doing it that he actually gets caught.
DJ you dumbass, you actually got caught stealing a 1 inch rubber ball
by Itto Manji December 19, 2003
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Grand Theft Lotto

A small branch of Americo Online that does nothing and is just there for the hell of it. And when GTL actually gets something done, it's not usually noticed anyway.
No, I didn't say Grand Theft Auto, I said Grand Theft Lotto, you fucktard.
by Americo August 17, 2004
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thief

Noun: A person who steals for a living, breaks into your house, takes your TV, whatever.

Verb: To take something.
1) Derrick's a thief, bastard stole my CD.

2)
a) I thiefed that loser's CD, 'cause I liked 'em.
b) Oi, go thief some pop for me, I'm thirsty.
by Clayton Bigsby December 22, 2005
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The Korean butt thief

When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.
Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!
by THE RUSSIAN COW BOY October 22, 2012
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Grand Theft

The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.
Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.
by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010
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Grand Theft Auto

The game that turns even the most intelligent and polite guys into angry fools as they scream about failing another mission involving shooting hookers and crack addicts.
Hey, did you hear about that kid Leroy?
Nah, what's wrong?
He hasn't left his house for two weeks and his girlfriend issued a missing person's report. Turns out he's just been playing GTA San Andreas the whole time.
by C-notezzz$$ July 23, 2005
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thief

I am a clepto, therefore I am a thief, and proud of it
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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